and the universe said i love you, [6:04:33 PM] pimp hazuki: ok so this telemarketer...

[6:04:33 PM] pimp hazuki: ok so this telemarketer guy called and it said it was a recorded message so he was talkin and i was like ‘hey hey hey guess what guess what’ in the most obnoxious voice ever and the guy on the other line paused and hes like 'what’ and i was so startled so i scREECHED into the phone and hung up