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A Short Halloween PSA

tearlessrain:

Hey the thing I reblogged earlier reminded me to mention this:

I can promise all my followers that I do notpost or reblog jump scares, ever, because A) I don’t like them and they suck, and B) I know at least a few of my followers have anxiety in one form or another and I’m not going to be that jerk.

So yes. There will be no jump scares from this blog, just wanted to ease your minds preemptively.

bendrowning:

My yes voting neighbours car has just been smashed by a squad of 12 no voters. It’s suspected they’ve smashed about 4 more on the way. My uncle almost got attacked for trying to chase them off. I’m in Livingston and the police are not coming
This is not Glasgow this is 35 miles away
Please everyone in Scotland brace yourselves and hide all yes stickers

katruffles:

Guys!! Keep the message going around on Tumblr that Glasgow is super unsafe rn! Please!! Thanks guys! I’m just really scared for everyone!!
I’m so sorry to spam with all this Scotland stuff but it’s really dangerous at the moment! Thank you!!

the earrings that had been stuck in my ears for 9 months that they had to surgically remove

liamdryden:

annemarina:

are straight boys obligated to touch the top of every door frame??

We do it as an act of cleansing for the times our hands accidentally brush against our bros’ hands

benepla:

everyone has their bird friend. like their friend who no matter what is a bird person. they’re among the most valuable.

punkwarren:

striderdaves:

i love catfish so much because they act like theyre fbi agents or something when theyre really just using reverse google image search

i thought you meant the animal and let me tell you that was a wild minute of me trying to figure out the psychology of fish thinking they’re federal law enforcement

regionalatpilots:

dasfreefree:

i couldn’t make this up even if i tried

then whata wrong with my penis

damedanbo:

coolpup98:

this is silly because if you look closely you can see that the tiger is not an actual tiger but a Beanie Baby, a popular childs toy.

is that true?

veganhealthandfitness:

if you have someone in your life who genuinely cares about how your day went, and listens fully to the fucked up shit that goes on in your mind, and answers your texts or calls you back, and lets you know you’re important to them and/or generally makes you feel cared for, you’re really fucking lucky and i hope you tell this person you appreciate them and i hope if they treat you right and make you feel safe and loved, you hold onto them really tight.

sparrowkeets:

I have never wanted anything more in my entire life

extremeyaoi:

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 / ノ)  ∧__∧      ) ヽ
/ |  (✿uwu ) ノ⌒(ゝ._,ノ
/ ノ⌒7⌒ヽーく  \  /
丶_ ノ      ノ、 |/
   `ヽ `ー-‘_人`ーノ
        丶  ̄ _人’彡ノ  is the only emoticon that should even be used
    /`ヽ _/ 十\        
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that one vocaloid song where 13 year old white girls comment “i think i could be insane…. whoa”

guess which one im talking abt ??