transmahirukoizumi replied to your post: im 5’3

remember the short squad

what do u mean remember

im still livinf it

oxbutt:

playing truth or dare
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orestesblasting-pyladesfunk:

when theres a shitty gross post on your dash and u scroll through like ‘oh christ’ and you get to the bottom and the person u follow has taken the time to call it out and debunk it 
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im 5’3

"is it worth it to get my headphones to listen to music"

reminder to self: its always worth it

grimelords:

Making out with a girl for the first time is the coolest thing and the second coolest thing is driving home and getting aware of all the parts of your face where she was and tasting her lip balm on your lips. The third coolest thing is outer space.

memes of the signs

giantspacefetus:

aries- doge

taurus- tfw no gf

gemini- farming memes

cancer- spiders georg

leo- shrek, onions

virgo- i came out to have a good time and im honestly feeling so attacked right now

libra- peach time

scorpio- rick rolling

sagittarius- bee movie

capricorn- john green, metaphors

aquarius- birds riding skateboards

pisces- photoshopping kim’s head from the kim kardashian game onto actual photos of kim kardashian

folwer replied to your post: my url has been marukobott for almost …

its been a year since anti mose absorbed the powers of mose beastalia and now runs their blog

albinos-ruined-me:

by こやま
※Permission to upload this was given by the artist

my url has been marukobott for almost a year now

bombing:

one of my favorite things is when you give a baby your finger and they hold on to it as tight as they can. it’s funny because they don’t even come close to having the amount of muscle power i do. do you really think you can hold me here haha. i’ll crush you

people who make fun of others for using “XD” need to chill the fuck down

emiello:

Pros of dating me

  • i’m rly soft and squishy
  • i’ll make you hot beverages in bed
  • i’m good at compliments
  • you’ll gain lots of dorky pet names

Cons of dating me

  • ummm??
  • zero i am a goddess

monetizeyourcat:

manclams:

what does this mean

it doesn’t really mean anything. i made it because there was another comic with the same punchline that barely made sense to me and i wanted to make it make zero sense to anyone. some interpretations people have come up with include that it’s weed - that i think hay is weed because i am 12, or that it’s ironically supposed to be weed - that it’s about masturbation, that it’s about pornography. that the child is buying ice cream and the hay bales are just there.  that the child has a secret horse. that the three panels depict unrelated events. i like the secret horse one. hay rage comic can mean whatever you want. god bless you, stranger, you have a good rest of your day

you said it was an abomination

its cute tho and i have many different opinions on things